He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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