Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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