How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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