Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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