Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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