her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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