One girl and one boy is just not enough.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Come see our sink grown plant.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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