There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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