god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
you win again, gameday.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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