I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Let's get the cat blown out
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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