Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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