shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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