I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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