Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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