your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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