I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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