I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
YAS. BRING CRAB.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
