I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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