Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
There are leaves in my underwear?
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