Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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