My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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