You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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