Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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