my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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