I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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