Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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