In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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