Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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