Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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