does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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