my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
