No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize