He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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