I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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