I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
