Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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