Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
