Life is so much better after having sex.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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