She's JV to your varsity
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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