You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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