I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Randomize