i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
What drink are we having for lunch?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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