Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Slut skills are useful in every country.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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