THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
