i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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