carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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