HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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