gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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