if you like me you must not know who I am
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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