There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
her vagine was all disorganized.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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