dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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