do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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