no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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