don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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