drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
