why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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