Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
