u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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