There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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