Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Two words: nipple clamps
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