I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I deserve this hangover.
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